I knew this She-Ra sword would work with my Link costume. Rad!

On the lighter side of life...


People around the world who enjoy spending their time cutting out felt costumes of video game characters and pretending to play real sports with a white game wand that looks like a stretched iPod from the Hustler Store are rejoicing: the new Nintendo game console, the Wii (pronounced... aw, who gives a f#@!), hits stores in four days.

Personally, I'd rather learn the drums from a real human being. But from the looks of this demonstration video, who needs a teacher when you can rock out in the wardrobe of the former lead singer of Extreme, while your sister plays what looks like a cardboard tube as backup. Hell's yeah, the video game revolution is here.

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NEWS FLASH: Fight Club memberships have increased 10-fold in anticipation of Wii's release.

The first rule of Fight Club: There is no such thing as Fight Club.