Shitter's full!

It's that time of year, crew. Time to tone down the super rantolas about the state of this burning world and spread some good cheer while I clean the shitter.

With the fun times in mind, pour yourself a single malt or twelve and check out the following:

Timberlake, could you stop having it ALL?! Smoking hot girlfriend, smoking hot music career, smoking hot and yet trainwreck of an "ex," and smoking hot funny on Saturday Night Live. I won't even bring n'Sync into the mix 'cause the following two clips are just that funny. Hosting SNL this past weekend, first off we've got JT and company dropping a music video that harks back to the good old days of Hammer pants and Colour Me Bad.



Next up, another Timberlake clip, although this skit is truly funny because Jimmy Fallon is actually trying and Horatio Sanz (and his non-acting) is thankfully missing.



Lastly, the #1 blog in Canada (I know, not yours truly, but when you check out Raymi, you'll understand why). Sexy, poetic, slightly head-fucked sideways, and arguably the only woman who can pull off a lip ring and look sexier than Cat Power in a tourettes dance move moment. I may move to Toronto just to get a shitty bartending job so I can serve Raymi dirty bottles of Labatt 50 and follow her home and hope that she sees me and takes naked pictures of... um, did I say that out loud?