Does everyone in the Bush Administration...

... free base?

Now, some may argue that I'm devaluing the rantola by suggesting that members of the Bush team take time out of their busy days (when not lying to Congress, threatening World War III, or engaging in book clubs with "thinkers" crazier than rabid badgers stuck in a cage watching "The View") to spoon up and ride the crack rocket, but let's take a close look at just how the world continues to burn, even with a Democrat-controlled Congress:

• Valery Plame Wilson - covert CIA operative working on counter-proliferation in the Middle East (likely Saudia Arabia and Iran), her cover blown by Dick Cheney's minions concerned at the size of their small penises and the fact that their back-room impersonations of Darth Vader would suddenly be brought to light by her husband's findings that Iraq NEVER sought yellow cake from Niger.

• The prosecutor firings, involving not just the "let-go 8," but also scores of others who were considered for dismissal by AG Alberto Gonzales and his wannabe law, er, theocratic university grads so that ultra (and I won't even defame the term "conservative") CRAZY and/or PARTISAN hacks could fill-in the gaps and turn Dubya's Justice Department into Taliban-lite

• The latest news that Gonzo and former White House Chief of Staff tried to get a quasi-comatose former AG, John Ashcroft, looped up on meds pre-pancreatitis surgery, to sign-off, from his hospital bed, on the illegal wire-tapping program targeting Americans suspected of having affiliations with terrorist suspects overseas. While I am no fan of Ashcroft, he berated the two White House lackeys before bailing into sleep land... and the White House still signed off on the program, without Justice Department approval as to its legality.

• Um, yeah... Gitmo is still open... remember what happens there?

• Riiiiight, so too is Bagram Air Base... but that place is pretty much an Afghani Chucky Cheese...

• And finally, the President of the United States of America is such a complete (criminal) moron that not only does he continuously bail off of sofas and bicycles, the guy can't even work a Segway... and is it just me, or does the pic make it look like he crashed into a 9-year-old girl's trike? Hey, Free World, we're all in good hands...