If I had a band... and a MySpace page... and a cameo on 'Entourage'...

Did you know sand feels different... er, sorry, differently... ha, nice one, Dad, Mr. Grammar Police... yeah, I got it, yes... anyway, especially after the rain gets it, like, you know, wet? Yeah, so different... er, "ly"...

Yeah, pretty weird... I mean, wow... I thought it was always, you know, dry... kinda, like the desert... in all of Africa... and Alberta...

Shit, we've come so far... I love you Fans... and Mom... and the words I read... and the Teleprompter at MTV... Can you believe how big our MySpace page is rocking out?! I mean, someone is totally going to wear our t-shirt in prison... Drew did it right on SNL... prison prime-time is the next big thing and we are front and centre... blow... is that with an "re" or "er"? Helllllooooooh??? Dictionary??? Um, need some help???

Anyway, since we got to La-ta land, I can't find my sticks and stones... the door to my closet is shut pretty tight and the voice on the other side only yells out at EMPTY, and Coco Puffs, and THE VOID... I wish I could feed it melodies and sour candies, or at least a trip to Vegas... I mean, we're so close to a profile on TRL... just shut up, Soul... please....

So I hope you can all come out to the show in Irvine... the rink will be dried out by then and the CD release will be monster... hey, it's the last "dry ice" show we have until Norway, and the first in Mexico since Disney's screening of "Cool Runnnings" in Latin America... wow, that must have been in '93... now we're expecting more cock fights and bird flu vaccine shots in Mexico than rocks and rinks, so get ready...

Before I forget, who are the celeb contacts for the release? Please tell me CODCO is a go... so what if the band knows about '4 on the Floor'?

Shit, I totally missed a "?" up there, didn't I? Miss Moore will be so pissed...